Amy Poehler speaking for all women about birth control
Truth.
You guys are so right! That girl Alana from last night’s Toddlers & Tiaras was saying some pretty wacky things! Where does she get this stuff from? Kids today!
For CokeTalk.
This is perfect.
Bobby agrees.
(Source: nahmeen)
I laughed so hard at this timeline that I scared the dog and embarrassed myself.
I’m so sorry I’m not sorry.
“Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.”
George Orwell (via philphys)
This describes everything I think about current journalism.
“This is the short and simple annal compressed in dull words of one of the most gracious of God’s chosen women, one whom adversity could not discourage nor prosperity spoil. An entire city bent its head at her passing and tears were shed in many an humble home — a tribute most precious.”
True Confessions Time: I love old documents. I love the prose. I love the hyperbole. I love that it cost by the letter(probably) and so no words are wasted.
Organizedly
- John- Is that a word? It doesn't seem like a word.
- Me- Let's make it a word
- John- It will be a word today.
- Me- Sure. Why Not. Shakespeare never let that shit stop him.
Bitches
