Look at this face (and these amazing dog sweaters).
Full Disclosure: I have a Boston Terrier and currently he is the love of my life. I still feel weird about our president’s tumblr (separate issue) blogging pictures of dogs in sweaters. Then again, as I discussed with my brother last night, if you have been paying any attention to the Republican Primaries I don’t blame Obama for doing his current “Fuck it. I’m going to enjoy this whole being the president.” I mean what’s the point of trying to campaign against those guys? The only possible outcome is that they bait him into saying something stupid because everything they have to say is stupid. It isn’t even worth it.
7:50am (by { Sweet life })
I love How I Met Your Mother
It has the best chemistry out of all the traditional sitcoms since That 70’s Show, but seriously. Stop with the stupid plot device of showing us half the outcome to ‘bait’ the viewers into watching into more. AND don’t let Ted tell us that it isn’t the mother anymore. Zooey was terrible to watch/put up with once I knew she wasn’t the mother. Same goes for Cindy, Stella, Victoria, et al. Hell. Robin was hard to care about in the first season and she is one of my favorite characters EVER. We are watching your damn show, you don’t have to taunt us with the outcome. Every. Single. Time. (btw- great season finale)
Dear David Vitter,
Thank you for the near constant stream of phone calls that your robo-people sent to my personal cellphone, both in the middle of the workday and during my private time. Without those completely meaningless calls I may have forgotten to get out and vote. I didn’t vote for you and I kind of find you to be a horrific person, but I did remember to exercise my civic duty. And I read through all of the amendments and I really hope one of them passes because, as it turns out, it has the possibility of affecting my work in a positive way. So thank you. For being a jack-ass that I hate so much that you reminded me to try and vote you out of office.
Okay. Have you ever watched a commercial that was so awful that it was impossible to process? This is for Mo Money Taxes, and it is ridiculous in every way. However when I searched for it on youtube it turns out that this is a regional commercial and not just for Louisiana, which somehow made me feel better? The beginning premise of the office being flooded and then the use of A Change Is Going To Come with the blatant Dubya imagery for some sort of fast taxes processing place offended me deeply. It still offends me, but now I am less likely to write obscene letters to the children of their marketing department.
[via maura]
Sales of CJ Corporation’s snack sausages are on the increase in South Korea because of the cold weather; they are useful as a meat stylus for those who don’t want to take off their gloves to use their iPhones. (via mcaldecutt / foomandoonian / marjoree)
The Meat Stylus.
Does anybody know if this will work with a Slim Jim?