I got to tell a co-worker “You can’t witness a corporation do something. You can witness a representative of a corporation do something. Corporations aren’t people.” on Friday.
Bringing just the tiniest of blue to my very red job.
Build a new one, bitch.”
http://www.dearcoquette.com/post/22206329189/on-fun-sized-advice
I just found my new mantra
God Bless Matthew Morrison
For his line reading of “At the reception I *will* be rapping”
My little Twitter rant on the topic of “selling out.”
(Source: 0ldtimeproblem)
GPOY
(Source: swimmingtrunks)
GPOY
(Source: theawkwardcheese)
Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president
The best part about this story is that the Huffington Post (via the AP) decided to explain to us what a “G” is. In case you didn’t know — it’s “the hip-hop term for gangster (a positive thing)”.
(via newsweek)
My brother loves to send me articles where lazy journalists have cited urbandicitonary.com or the like as a source.
(Source: jessbennett)
Chuck Klosterman
i love this man more with every page i read.
(via thewarmestchord)
Fuck you Klosterman for taking a paragraph of what I was trying to say and condensing it to a sentence. AND making it more eloquent, at that.
Truth.
You guys are so right! That girl Alana from last night’s Toddlers & Tiaras was saying some pretty wacky things! Where does she get this stuff from? Kids today!
For CokeTalk.
This is perfect.
The existence of this Tumblr fills a void in my soul that I never knew existed.
(Source: mountaingoatssingmountaingoats)
Janet Riley, president of The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, in response to the now-infamous Tiger Woods Hot Dog Throwing Incident.
[marketwatch.]
(via thedailywhat)
