This is the love that I am looking for.
My Spirit Animal
(Source: lineargospel)
A trick is something a whore does for money… Or cocaine!
(Source: thetvscreen)
I wish the baby showers I go to were 1/10 as cool as this one. Every one that I have gone to, I some how get stuck with somebody’s great aunt describing her vagina and nipples in a wildly graphic way. And I don’t mean graphic in a Betty White is hilarious way, but like a please God burn this image out of my brain way.
Bobby agrees.
(Source: nahmeen)
You know those times where you have thought about something for so long and you know that it is going to be awesome when you see it and it builds up it your head and eventually you start wondering whether it could possibly be as awesome as the idea of what you have been thinking about, but instead it is way better than you have been imagining? So that describes this episode, but with lots and lots of dick jokes.
(Source: knowbetter)
Grrrr. Arrrgh.
(Source: sergeant-donowitz)
Each time I see this, I keep waiting for it to turn into the longest and most educational “Yo Mama” joke.
(Source: macabresunrises)
James Brown
Every year on December 25 I like to have a couple moments of raucous joy and celebrate one of the greatest performers who ever was.
(Source: nowserving)
“From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.”
Bitches
Rocking in the new year.
(Source: ameliepoulain)
