1. Fuck you random person
2. I need to spend more time on Pinterest, if for no other reason than to learn how to prevent randoms from posting on my shit.
Chuck Klosterman
i love this man more with every page i read.
(via thewarmestchord)
Fuck you Klosterman for taking a paragraph of what I was trying to say and condensing it to a sentence. AND making it more eloquent, at that.
Really Best Buy??
You have a commercial where some dude claims that “Phones are starting to do some really, really interesting things.”
I think you fail to comprehend that the most amazing thing a phone will *ever* do is give you the opportunity to say hello to your best friend as they are in the middle of their backpacking vacation, or whisper I love you to your spouse as they are on the frontline of war, or say goodbye to your grandparent before they die, or I miss you to your parents when you move 4000 miles away. There is nothing more interesting than the human condition and the phone has become such an integral part of humanity that we take for granted the miracle of being able to sob into a piece of plastic and metal and have the voice of the person you need to hear respond.
Trust me, 3D video doesn’t hold a candle.
ANOTHER FUCKING TORNADO WATCH?!?!?!
Fuck you NWS!! If you are going to interrupt my football game AT LEAST teach your robot to pronounce Point Coupee!! Sure my life is in imminent danger or whatever, but stop interrupting the LSU game until you can correctly say the parish names. Shit, you say it enough.
Also, until a tornado touches down in my zip code, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE!!
