You guys are so right! That girl Alana from last night’s Toddlers & Tiaras was saying some pretty wacky things! Where does she get this stuff from? Kids today!
For CokeTalk.
This is perfect.
Jimmy Chen writes Franny and Zooey on Twitter.
I want to hate it, but it is way too dead on. My favorite — @pilgrimgrrl this tenth-rate existential half-baked crisis is not endearing girl; wash your hair, oh wait i’m in the tub