GPOY so hard.
(Source: livelifesouthern)
FUCK DA DIRTY BIRDS!!!
Word.
Tonight’s Special? FALCON
The Onion Sports News Articles Always Make Me Laugh
“Things are going very well for me here, and every day I am thankful I chose to come to New Orleans,” Brees said in response to a question posed by Times-Picayune reporter Mike Triplett about the Saints’ current popularity. “Seems like I could probably just walk up to someone, knife him in the gut or shoot him point-blank in the face, and then walk away without anyone doing anything.”
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When informed of Brees’ comments, some New Orleans residents seemed to find the quarterback’s words troubling.
“I don’t understand—Drew wants to kill someone?” said newsstand owner and Saints fan Bobby Kearny, 53. “Who is it? Because I’ll take care of that for him so he doesn’t have to lift a finger, no questions asked.”
Source — Drew Brees Casually Wonders Aloud If He Really Could Get Away With Murder In This Town
BE FOREWARNED
The first Saints game of the season is about to start and I MIGHT get emotional. The following things might be brought up
-I HATE BRETT FAVRE, let’s pretend he wasn’t a whiny bitch that all the refs think should be able to play without being tackled, but he also peed on my uncle in law’s car. So it’s personal. -I want to cuddle Brees, Bush, Vilma, Porter, Shockey et al -I miss Fujita. He is both attractive and has personal convictions. And the tv coverage will probably include his Gulf Coast ads -I still get upset about Weezy cheering for the Vikings last season. I might be able to drop this grudge if the Saints win by a 20 pt margin. might If the game ends in that way that would make tomorrow suck, then the grudge will only get stronger -LSU away games make my thirst for football greater
(via defendneworleans)
Totally true things that I learned today
-One of my co-workers, one of those manly-man type of dudes, knows every word to Les Miserables and goes and sees it whenever he gets a chance. Which includes local community theatre productions.
-Some guy I knew in high school works for Cheaters.
-The entire office still agrees that Lil Wayne is dead to us. I mean seriously, who cheers for Minnesota over the SAINTS!!! No excuses.
-Lots of very specific, yet random laws about mineral rights in Louisiana. For instance, there is a funny little loophole where you can sell your land to a national non-profit like the Nature Conservancy, but still retain the right to drill on the land.
This is it. The last football related thing I will post until next season.
Then again, if Shockey cuts his hair and him, Fujita and Brees pose for a slightly homo-erotic calendar, all bets are off. Reggie Bush can come if he promises to practice really hard.
“This thing lay in my bed next to me last night, rolled over it a couple times. I probably drooled on it. But man, there’s nothing like it.”
I know there’s something wrong with this picture, I just can’t put my finger on it. Kevin, help me out here.
This shit showed up at a Walgreens in Baton Rouge and by noon that day, not only had the poster been taken down, but the manager had issued an apology.
Bobby Hebert doing the stanky leg.
Miami has no idea what is coming.
dhk:
Hurricane Whodat
Outlook for the Atlantic, Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico…
Hurricane Whodat is predicted to make landfall on the South Florida coast in the vicinity of Miami on 7 Feb 2010 at approximately 2200Z (5:00 PM EST). This extremely powerful hurricane is expected to produce damaging Shockey waves and Category 5 Brees. Reports from shipping indicate that this unstoppable storm has blown a huge flock of Cardinals all the way to Arizona, and that it has sunk a replica Viking longboat, the Brettigfǻvren. Livestock, in particular young horses, will be in severe danger of being decimated. Predictive damage estimates are unavailable at this time, but they are expected to be significant.
All interests in and near the Miami area are advised to prepare for a storm surge of catastrophic proportions as Hurricane Whodat begins to arrive in approximately 6 days.
Next advisory 07 Feb 2010 at 0300Z (10:00 PM EST).
(via an email from my Aunt)
Video of British people saying Who Dat
Have you ever wanted to see The London Times try to channel their inner New Orleanian? Maybe you never thought about it before, but now that the option is there you would like to explore that idea. The idea of watching people who pronounce the “h” in herb try and say a phrase coined by people who use only 60% of the letters in any given word.
It is soooooo worth it.
(But seriously Times Online, thanks for the support. Except for Murad Ahmed, you kind of seem like a cock gobbler.)
The Fifth Plague of Egypt - Joseph Turner
looking forward to seeing this in New Orleans later this year based off the best art snob fight fought through twitter.
