Really? Louisiana is a ‘Catsup’ region, not a ‘Ketchup’ region? That seems really fucking odd to me.
Side note. I hate my fucking Albertsons. And not just because the manager is a Bama fan with a chip on his shoulder. Seriously, fuck that guy. But anyways, it’s just a pretty terrible store and I’m certain a mouse died in the soda aisle (YEAH I SAID SODA) and they just let it smell for a least two weeks.
Unfortunately, Bet-R doesn’t sell everything I need.
Branches
Some people put on their game faces, I put on my game nails.
OK LET US DO THIS THING TIGERS!!
Wow. Just. Wow.
Oh yeah…
Why exactly is Honey Badger in the Heisman race? Didn’t he get busted with drugs? Yeah, totally the character worthy of a Heisman, right?
Not that I am defending either one of them, but what about Cam Newton
makes you think “This guy is character worthy of the Heisman”? Or Reggie Bush? Or anyone who won the award that graduated from Miami? I’m sure there are lots of others. Let’s be honest. It’s an award for college football players who are high profile and amazing on the field.
Also it was fake weed. (That was me defending him.)
awesome.
In this house
We are baking 3 pies, have 2 types of whipped cream, AND ONLY CHEER FOR THE NUMBER ONE (COLLEGE) TEAM IN THE COUNTRY!!!
(Source: gatituh)
Don’t worry guys, I’m about to start doing real stuff and will stop flooding your dashboard with pictures of the magical Brian Wilson. But not yet! Geaux Tigers!!
Got Heem.
Brian Wilson for EVERYTHING- “It’s a weird mascot game. The Backs versus the Cocks. Never bet against the Cocks”
Corso almost had another stroke and I don’t think Herbie kept it together enough to say his pick.
Brian Wilson LOVES the Cocks
(Source: youtube.com)
There will be an Occupy Tuscaloosa as soon as the Trailer Park bubble bursts
Just in case anyone has any doubt over how seriously the people of Baton Rouge are taking this LSU v. Bama game (although if you are. Come on!!) Bet-R has made, what I assume is, a cardinal sin by baking wildly out of season King Cakes in purple and gold. Sure it’s blasphemy and all, but tasty!!
GPOY so hard.
(Source: livelifesouthern)
It was a beautiful day for an ugly game. Geaux Tigers! And once again - Fuck you Gators!
Dear Les,
You know what to do tomorrow. Now let’s go get those sons of bitches.
<3 - Me
(Source: lewis-carroll)
