Dear Tumblr,
I’ve been gone for a while. I’ve been dealing with some shit. It was a shit storm of both big and little balls of shit that buried me for a time period and I just let it pile around me. I just let it pile up. And I got buried. And then I didn’t want to smear the shit around. I thought if I just let the shit be, it would somehow disappear. I was fucking wrong. Shit is shit and it never disappears. Even though you don’t want to touch shit, shit is touching you. Smearing it away might squick you out, but in the end, you have less shit touching you. And because of the shit, I got real sad. I’m not better, but now I have air conditioning and it is straight up magical how much better you feel when your house isn’t 82 degrees at 10 pm. No. Seriously. Fucking Criss Angel has nothing on air conditioning. Is Criss Angel even a thing anymore? Who is the fucking current magician? Whatevs. You know what I’m talking about.
At any rate. There is less shit on me today than there was yesterday. Thanks for not bailing in the meantime.
Amy Poehler speaking for all women about birth control
This is really all I want out of life. Being around people who are willing to act like idiots around me without judging me for my idiocy.
(Source: coketalk)
Obama Criticizes Republican Silence on Booing of Gay Soldier
“You wanna be Commander-in-chief? You can start by standing up for the men and women who wear the uniform of of the United States, even when it’s not politically convenient.”
(Source: artofmalemasturbation)
Really Best Buy??
You have a commercial where some dude claims that “Phones are starting to do some really, really interesting things.”
I think you fail to comprehend that the most amazing thing a phone will *ever* do is give you the opportunity to say hello to your best friend as they are in the middle of their backpacking vacation, or whisper I love you to your spouse as they are on the frontline of war, or say goodbye to your grandparent before they die, or I miss you to your parents when you move 4000 miles away. There is nothing more interesting than the human condition and the phone has become such an integral part of humanity that we take for granted the miracle of being able to sob into a piece of plastic and metal and have the voice of the person you need to hear respond.
Trust me, 3D video doesn’t hold a candle.
molls...she wrote: this is how i think women should live their lives
This is my purse. I have talked about how I keep a bunch of stuff in my bag at any given point, but let me take a moment on this chilled out Sunday to stress that: I am a big advocator of keeping as much as possible on your person at one time. On New Years Eve? I had a kobe beef cheese burger,…
‘Be furious you’re going to die.’” Joseph Heller (Catch 22) (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
All I know is that I exist, that the world exists, and that I am mortal.
(via fuckyeahexistentialism)
