January 2012
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Dear Tumblr,
I’ve been MIA for a while and that kind of sucks for me. It’s a combination of too many families and a general hatred of holidays and visiting family members who have spotty Internet connections. I’m looking forward to the new year because I always love the promise of new beginnings. Later I’m going to publish a list of stuff I like about this year and pie in the sky stuff...
December 2011
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If I ever have an online store
I’m going to have section called Tchotchkes for Grandmothers so I never have this problem trying to think up a gift again.
Anonymous asked: Hey buddy! I hope everything is great on your end. I just wanted to let you know that unfortunately, I won't be able to send your package until after the holidays, and I feel so terribly. I hope you have a great holiday with your loved ones and I will let you know when your package has shipped. I really do feel terrible.
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“to steal from someone and not feel bad, you either have to be a sociopath or...”
– louis C.K. (via conceptalbum)
I have a theory that the internet was designed for Louis C.K. to (kind of) quote Noam Chomsky about the dangers of corporate inhumanity.
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DAMMIT NBC
The Community Holiday show was awesome. And hilarious. And I would like to buy all of the songs. And WHYYYY are you taking this joy away from me??
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Work email question-- "What section at the top...
Trust me, the rest of the email does not help clarify what this dude was talking about. I have no idea how to respond.
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Oh yeah...
simplyfootball:
Why exactly is Honey Badger in the Heisman race? Didn’t he get busted with drugs? Yeah, totally the character worthy of a Heisman, right?
Not that I am defending either one of them, but what about Cam Newton makes you think “This guy is character worthy of the Heisman”? Or Reggie Bush? Or anyone who won the award that graduated from Miami? I’m sure there are...
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