February 2012
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“Maybe it’s because I’m on my way to becoming MVP of 2012’s Super Smoke A Bowl,...”
– Michael K (via kittykittybangbang)
Yes! This! These are my feelings! But honestly, whatever we have to do to keep Nickelback from playing the halftime show is what we need to do as a nation!
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WTF
tigrar:
What is Justin Hawkins doing in a commercial in 2012?
More importantly, what is he doing with that goatee. These days it is mustache, full beard, or GTFO!
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You know that type of tired
Where you wind up eating your dinner of cold pizza leftovers on the floor of your kitchen in front of your refrigerator? Yeah. That feeling.
January 2012
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“She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...”
– Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president
The best part about this story is that the Huffington Post (via the AP) decided to explain to us what a “G” is. In case you didn’t know — it’s “the hip-hop term for gangster (a positive thing)”.
(via newsweek)
My brother loves to...
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“At some point, people confused being liked with being good. These two qualities...”
– Chuck Klosterman
i love this man more with every page i read.
(via thewarmestchord)
Fuck you Klosterman for taking a paragraph of what I was trying to say and condensing it to a sentence. AND making it more eloquent, at that.
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“Do you think there was a part of you that imagined the two of you would somehow...”
– laineygossip.com
The only thing I really have to say is, do you have to be an “apologist” to allow for someone to express grief even if, especially if, you don’t necessarily understand that person’s emotions? I mean how often to you hear about some guy who is mourning an...
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Anonymous asked: Hey Buddy! I'm so happy you liked your package!! :) xxoo TB
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At Work
Kinda sick with a stupid cough that won’t disappear
Hate all my co-workers
Can’t play on the internet bc I didn’t watch Sherlock last night
Really want to go home and watch Sherlock
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Thinking about faking a vomit spell and bailing
BUT I just made this stupid speech this morning to the bosses about how professional and hard-working I am (comparative to my co-workers,...
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Is this what morning news shows are like? All full of screaming people, commercials, and Ron Paul? No wonder people have stopped watching the news and started watching the Jersey Shore.
(I shouldn’t post things first thing in the morning, but I don’t know what to do with myself)
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Anonymous asked: Again, I am so sorry for not being able to send your package out sooner, but I mailed it today!!! This month is going to a little bit exciting for you regarding packages, I explained it in the letter :) I hope everything is going well on your end, and I hope you like your package!! xoxo TB
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Here, It's that thing that people are doing. About...
High School TV Teen Dramas
Imaginative Movies
Critically-acclaimed Dark Movies
Controversial Movies
Movies Featuring a Strong Female Lead
Understated Independent Movies
Cerebral Tortured-Genius Movies
Visually-striking Emotional Movies
Raunchy Stand-up Comedy
Quirky British TV Shows
Suspenseful TV Shows
Dark Dramas Based on a Book
Exciting Romatic Foreign Movies
Can I just state that...
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Watchpoehlerizer:paul-stine:
“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Opening Credits (Full version in HD)
And we file this under: Things I knew I would love from the moment that my step mother told me she almost walked out of the theatre because she was so “turned off” by watching the opening credits
I know this makes it sound like I don’t like my step mother [valid point] but this...
RT @nytimes: Drilling Down: South African Farmers See Threat From Fracking http://t.co/eTwxJjtV
I hope your New Year is filled with amazing events, awesome promise and enough change to make the year memorable. Let’s start a million stories with ‘In 2012…”
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Dear Tumblr,
I’ve been MIA for a while and that kind of sucks for me. It’s a combination of too many families and a general hatred of holidays and visiting family members who have spotty Internet connections. I’m looking forward to the new year because I always love the promise of new beginnings. Later I’m going to publish a list of stuff I like about this year and pie in the sky stuff...
December 2011
16 posts
If I ever have an online store
I’m going to have section called Tchotchkes for Grandmothers so I never have this problem trying to think up a gift again.
Anonymous asked: Hey buddy! I hope everything is great on your end. I just wanted to let you know that unfortunately, I won't be able to send your package until after the holidays, and I feel so terribly. I hope you have a great holiday with your loved ones and I will let you know when your package has shipped. I really do feel terrible.